Who is Dis?

Okay, you caught me.
There is no Dis. There is no Honda Civic full of walnuts (unfortunately).
I built this entire website for one simple reason: The world is serious enough.
I just wanted to make something stupid that might make you smile, or at least question my sanity. If you laughed even once while scrolling through this fever dream, then it was worth the $0.00 I spent on marketing.
Thanks for wasting your time with me. 8|?2Z