Privacy Policy

Data Controller

The Chief Privacy Officer (It’s just a squirrel we found outside. He shreds everything).

Collected Personal Data

Your IP address (we know where you live), your browser history (yikes, by the way), and the exact amount of time you wasted staring at these nuts.

Purpose of collecting data

To sell it to a guy named Steve in a van down by the river so we can buy better snacks. Also, world domination.