Legal Notice

Name of company

Thesenuts Global Conglomerate (and Snack Bar)

Registered office

Unit 2 (The Left One), Lower Hanging Gardens, 69 Sackville Boulevard, Ballston, VA, 22203 Entrance around the back.

Contact details

1-800-THESE-NUTS (Do not leave a voicemail, we won't listen to it). Email: complaints@thesenuts.org (Auto-forwarded to trash). Customer Service Hours: Whenever "Dee" wakes up.

Business ID no.

U-R-A-NUT-69-420

VAT no.

GB-8008135 (Type it into a calculator and turn it upside down).

Regulatory authority

The National Bureau of Sack Management & The Department of Ligma.