We didn't want to do this!
A story of greed, boredom, and accidental inventory.
The incident
Founded in 2024, Thesenuts began when our CEO, Dis, found a pallet of questionable walnuts behind a gas station in Norfolk. Instead of throwing them away like a responsible citizen, he decided to monetize them.
We are not a family-owned business. We are not 'passionate about snacks.' We are passionate about the $19.99 you are about to transfer to our Cayman Islands account. tr6gv
Do not join the fun!
There is no fun here... Only Carboard boxes and regret.
We are legally required to have a button here. Please do not click it. Dis is sleeping.